1. Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep Parker baby. You are tired and s'are your moms, and we all need to sleep. (to the tune of 'Lullaby and Goodnight')
2. Hush little Parker, it's time to go to sleep. Your mommy's getting crabby and she really needs some sleep. (to 'hush little baby, don't say a word)...are you noticing the sleep-related theme?
3. Uh! I don't want no chubs. A chub is a baby who has too much to eat. (TLC's 'Scrubs')
4. P Baby can you hear me? P Baby can you see me? P baby can you please go to sleep? (to 'Papa Can you Hear Me from Barbara Streisand's Yentl)
5. No wonder, you're fussy, you won't go to sleep ('No Wonder He Loves Her' also from Yentl...it was on TV last night)...I realize these are lost on you if you haven't seen Yentl, but at 10:00 when you are sleep deprived - it's hysterical!
6. All my friends wear a little diaper. Hook: Poop a little bit. Poop a little bit. Poop a little bit with me. (Low Rider)
7. Don'cha wish your baby was cute like me. (from the Pussy Cat Dolls)
8. Oops, I did it again. I pooped on myself, and cried and I screamed (Brittney Spears)
9. Baby P is not a fuser. She's just a girl who needs to e-eat right now. Because the ki-id is a chub (Billie Jean by Michael Jackson)
10. Because I'm Chubs. I'm Chubs. You know it! (Either 'Bad' by Michael Jackson, or 'Fat' by Weird Al - either is appropriate)...no, I'm not trying to give her an eating disorder.
11. My baby don't mess around because she wants to eat and this I know fo sure. (whatever that Outkast song was)
.......and I know I've done way more, but I've had to get up too many times while writing this post to think of them.
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4 comments:
LOL I see the sleeplessness has kicked in (and if you notice the time stamp on my post, you'll see that my insomnia has kicked in)! ;)
Mine too! And it's a beautiful thing to be able to mutate songs to your baby!
ha! you're creative, those are great.
I wish I'd made a list of all the songs we made up for Bryn and Shay. It's great what sleep deprivation will do for you!
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